Pleasant Finds: IF THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING LET ME AT MARIA SHARAPOVA

If the Russians are coming let me at Maria Sharapova. Petra Nemcova could come next.

Subtitle 1 Let’s annex Russia as a member of the Union so we can always have an overwhelming white majority.

Subtitle 2 Census, home security, and social welfare tallies are way off. Actual head count will show there are 200 million illegals in the country. This massive underground stratum strains the trillion dollar debt balloon. Legislation to bring them up to the mainstream as citizens could boomerang in new political realities. Their combined electoral weight could tip the balance.

Subtitle 3 Let’s all move to Siberia to see if they will wetback up across the Artic to follow suit.

Subtitle 4 It’s all a ruse, when they are settled there with under the table jobs, we’ll all suddenly move back to the USA and leave them there, he he

Subtitle 5 If the wave pushing up the borders of Spain overrun Europe, the Aryan race will have a mahogany skin mix topped with kinky hair. Maybe they can win a basketball championship when the time comes. Dirk Norwitzki can rest his mission impossible quest.

Subtitle 6 The disappearance of the Aztec and Mayan cultures was no Bermuda triangle extraterrestrial X file mystery. They all crossed the border and became Democrats

Subtitle 7 If its money they are after why don’t they all move to Nigeria where tons of it are given out every single day to lucky email address winners. They only have to put up a small amount of seed money which grows gradually in the course of the contretemps until they have to fork over their entire life savings to get the billions out. It is said that the President of Nigeria himself is so taken with the economic bonanza from the new internet industry that he spends most of his time behind closed doors hacking and spamming emails under the pseudonym Mr. Pilantropo. Watch it when you get an email from the guy. You’ll know it comes from the top honcho himself.